The Kingdom of Womble 1557 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.407 billion Womble 1557ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 1557ian economy, worth 393 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,835 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,635 per year while the poor average 2,622, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1557's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 1557 is ranked 228,799^th in the world and 2,802^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.